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		<title>Med Students &amp; Interns &#8211; How To Keep Your Pager Out of the Toilet</title>
		<link>http://rookiedoctor.net/2010/07/med-students-interns-how-to-keep-your-pager-out-of-the-toilet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 14:17:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Tori</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that everyone has switched over&#8230; 2nd year med students have started their clinical rotations, 3rd year medical students have become 4th years and are beginning the countdown to graduation, and new interns have started their stress-year&#8230; I thought it appropriate to cover something you will never be taught about your pager&#8230; at least not [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" style="border: 0; float: left; margin: 4px;" src="http://www.rookiedoctor.com/images/powered_by.png" alt="Med School &#038; Internship Answers No One Ever Tells You" />Now that everyone has switched over&#8230; 2nd year med students have started their clinical rotations, 3rd year medical students have become 4th years and are beginning the countdown to graduation, and new interns have started their stress-year&#8230;</p>
<p>I thought it appropriate to cover something you will never be taught about your pager&#8230; at least not formally, anyway.  So here it is:</p>
<p><center><strong>How To Avoid Having Your Pager Fall In The Toilet</strong></center></p>
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<p>It&#8217;s really quite simple.  When wearing scrubs, you only have this semi-thin drawstring that doesn&#8217;t really hold a pager too well.</p>
<p>SCRUBS:  If you wear your pager on your scrubs, it will flop around and sometimes unclip itself depending on your position.</p>
<p>WHITE COAT (side pocket):  If you put it in your white coat side pocket, you will leave it on during conferences or you will not feel it vibrate.  You also run the risk of it slamming into a door or wall as you walk.</p>
<p>WHITE COAT (top pocket):  If you put your pager in your top pocket of your white coat or of your scrubs, well, that&#8217;s just inexcusable&#8230; it will fall out when you bend over &#038; it will be impossible to reach if you wear a gown.</p>
<p>So here&#8217;s what you do (see the video at <a href="http://youtube.com/RookieDoc" title="Medical school tips and internship tips on YouTube" target=_blank>http://youtube.com/RookieDoc</a>):</p>
<p>   1. Tuck in your shirt &#8211; all the way &#8211; even in your underwear<br />
   2. Face your pager in towards you (not outward like you would if you were using a belt)<br />
   3. Clip the pager around your scrub bottoms drawstring AND your underwear</p>
<p>That&#8217;s it.  I hope it helps <img src='http://rookiedoctor.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Graduation Gifts for Medical Students</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 10:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Tori</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Congratulations&#8230; Doctors. Wow, what a roller coaster of emotions at this time of year, huh? Finally finishing medical school &#8211; a little nostalgia, and lots of relief. For a few weeks being called &#8220;Doctor&#8221; is going to be pretty awesome. And a few weeks after that, well, it&#8217;s going to be pretty scary (and awesome [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Congratulations&#8230; Doctors.</p>
<p>Wow, what a roller coaster of emotions at this time of year, huh?  Finally finishing medical school &#8211; a little nostalgia, and lots of relief.  For a few weeks being called &#8220;Doctor&#8221; is going to be pretty awesome.  And a few weeks after that, well, it&#8217;s going to be pretty scary (and awesome at the same time).</p>
<p>Well, if any of you are looking for gifts medical students (or for yourself), here are some gift ideas for medical students and new interns:</p>
<p>(In the interest of full disclosure: these are affiliate links, meaning that I might get a small commission if you purchase them through my link.  It will not affect your cost at all.  Alternatively, you can search <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&#038;location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2F&#038;tag=wisdombcom-20&#038;linkCode=ur2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957">Amazon</a><img src="https://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=wisdombcom-20&#038;l=ur2&#038;o=1" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" />, or something and order them directly.  I still highly recommend these gifts.)</p>
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<h1>Gifts for Medical Students and Interns</h1>
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<p><center><big><b>Sapira&#8217;s Art and Science of Bedside Diagnosis</b></big></center></p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1605474118?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=wisdombcom-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=1605474118"><br />
<img src="http://rookiedoctor.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sapiras-bedside-diagnosis-150x150.jpg" alt="" title="sapiras-bedside-diagnosis" width="150" height="150" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-550" /></a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=wisdombcom-20&#038;l=as2&#038;o=1&#038;a=1605474118" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /><br />
You go through all of this training to get where you are and then you find yourself in a situation where you are 100%, completely, and utterly dependent on technology to make a diagnosis&#8230; Well, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1605474118?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=wisdombcom-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=1605474118">Sapira&#8217;s Art and Science of Bedside Diagnosis</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=wisdombcom-20&#038;l=as2&#038;o=1&#038;a=1605474118" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /> can change all of that.  And not only that&#8230; it can make you stand out as being light years ahead of your peers.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not essential for &#8220;surviving&#8221; internship, but who is only interested in &#8220;surviving&#8221; anyway?</p>
<p><center><big><b>Marino&#8217;s The ICU Book</b></big></center></p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/078174802X?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=wisdombcom-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=078174802X"><img src="http://rookiedoctor.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/icu-book-marino-150x150.jpg" alt="" title="icu-book-marino" width="150" height="150" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-553" /></a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=wisdombcom-20&#038;l=as2&#038;o=1&#038;a=078174802X" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" />Too many people tell you which books to get&#8230; and too often (you know how it goes)&#8230; those books just end up on the shelf and you use them more like reference books.  Well, this is the only textbook-sized book I actually carried with me while I was on-call.  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/078174802X?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=wisdombcom-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=078174802X">The ICU Book</a>.<img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=wisdombcom-20&#038;l=as2&#038;o=1&#038;a=078174802X" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" />  It&#8217;s <em>that</em> good.</p>
<p>Seriously&#8230; this book is the real deal.  It&#8217;s easy to read&#8230; not because it is dumbing-down the material, because it isn&#8217;t.  It&#8217;s easy to read because it has just the right amount of information.  Not too much and not too little.</p>
<p><center><big><b>Littmann Master Cardiology Stethoscopes</b></big></center></p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&#038;location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fs%3Fie%3DUTF8%26ref_%3Dnb%5Fsb%5Fss%5Fi%5F5%5F8%26field-keywords%3Dlittmann%2520master%2520cardiology%26url%3Dsearch-alias%253Daps%26sprefix%3Dlittmann&#038;tag=wisdombcom-20&#038;linkCode=ur2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957"><img src="http://rookiedoctor.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/littmann-master-cardiology-sthethoscope-150x150.jpg" alt="" title="littmann-master-cardiology-sthethoscope" width="150" height="150" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-554" /></a>This is the line of stethoscope I use (and hey, I work primarily on cardiac floors): <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&#038;location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fs%3Fie%3DUTF8%26ref_%3Dnb%5Fsb%5Fss%5Fi%5F5%5F8%26field-keywords%3Dlittmann%2520master%2520cardiology%26url%3Dsearch-alias%253Daps%26sprefix%3Dlittmann&#038;tag=wisdombcom-20&#038;linkCode=ur2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957">Littmann Master Cardiology</a><img src="https://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=wisdombcom-20&#038;l=ur2&#038;o=1" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" />.  There&#8217;s a pretty good <a href="http://holtermonitor.org">review of this stethoscope at HolterMonitor.org</a>.</p>
<p>Some people prefer the amplifying stethoscopes.  I do not.  At this point they&#8217;re a little too bulky.  Maybe as technology improves, so will the size and weight.  But who needs more heavy stuff to carry around with them?  Plus, you better learn on the standard stuff and only use the souped up technology to supplement.  Too many people are already losing diagnostic skills and relying too much on technology (&#8230; but I digress).</p>
<p><center><big><b>Medical Humor Gifts from GiggleMed.com</b></big></center></p>
<p><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/gigglemed?pid=4716376" title="Funny Gifts for Graduating Medical Students and New Interns" target=_blank><img src="http://rookiedoctor.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/gifts-for-residents-150x150.jpg" alt="" title="gifts-for-residents" width="150" height="150" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-555" /></a>You can get funny <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/gigglemed?pid=4716376" target=_blank>medical humor gifts</a> like mugs, shirts, hats, bags, etc at <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/gigglemed?pid=4716376" target=_blank>the GiggleMed.com Store</a>.  There&#8217;s even a <a href="http://gigglemed.com/bugs">funny infection control humor book, Bugs on Scrubs</a>, that pits a doctor and a nurse against each other -arguing over who is spreading infection &#8211; hilarious, evidence-based advice in rhyming Dr Seuss-style text.</p>
<p>Funny stuff.  A great stress reliever&#8230; even if you don&#8217;t buy something&#8230; there are things to forward along, especially at high-stress times.  You can really make someone&#8217;s day with appropriate humor.</p>
<p><center><big><b>RookieDoctor.com Resources</b></big></center></p>
<p><a href="http://rookiedoctor.net/rookiedoc-products/" target=_blank><img alt="" src="http://rookiedoctor.com/images/documentation-review-big.jpg" title="RookieDoc products" class="alignleft" width="150" /></a>OK&#8230; shameless plug time&#8230; Of course, there are some awesome gifts from this very site.  If you want to &#8220;Wow&#8221; your graduating medical student friend or family member, give them a <a href="http://rookiedoctor.net/rookiedoc-products/" target=_blank>RookieDoctor.com Membership</a> or an <a href="http://rookiedoctor.net/rookiedoc-products/" target=_blank>Internship Survival Skills Audio CD</a>.  The timing couldn&#8217;t be better in light of that emotional roller coaster I mentioned above.  These <a href="http://rookiedoctor.net/rookiedoc-products/" target=_blank>RookieDoc products</a> are designed for the medical student from 3rd-to-4th year transitioning into internship.</p>
<p>If you have other ideas for gifts for medical students, post them in the comments below.<br />
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		<title>Funny Gifts for Med Students and Residents</title>
		<link>http://rookiedoctor.net/2009/12/funny-gifts-for-med-students-and-residents/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:10:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Tori</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Need a crazy holiday gift idea for a medical student, a stressed-out intern, a resident, or a practicing physician? Check out these funny medical humor gifts from GiggleMed.com. (These are the same guys that hooked me up with the RookieDoc logo)&#8230; I could earn a piddly commission if you buy something through this link. If [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Need a crazy holiday gift idea for a medical student, a stressed-out intern, a resident, or a practicing physician?  Check out these funny medical humor gifts from GiggleMed.com.  (These are the same guys that hooked me up with the RookieDoc logo)&#8230;</p>
<p>I could earn a piddly commission if you buy something through this link.  If you don&#8217;t want me to earn a commission, just go to GiggleMed.com and browse the GiggleMed Store (there&#8217;s a link in their sidebar).  This stuff is worth it&#8230; especially as gag gifts for colleagues and friends.  Med students can be pretty hard to shop for.</p>
<p><center><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/gigglemed?pid=4716376" title="Funny Gifts for Residents Interns and Med Students" target=_blank><img src="http://rookiedoctor.com/images/gifts-for-residents.jpg" border=0 width=250></a></center></p>
<p>You can get other <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/gigglemed?pid=4716376" target=_blank>medical humor gifts</a> like mugs, shirts, hats, bags, etc at <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/gigglemed?pid=4716376" target=_blank>GiggleMed&#8217;s Store</a>.</p>
<p>In the next post, I&#8217;ll try to cover some <em>practical</em> gifts for med students, residents, and interns.</p>
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		<title>Residency Tips #34-43 &#8211; Anxiety &amp; Stress in Internship</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 21:31:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Tori</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Residency tips and pearls should be a little more accessible than having to ask all of the time. Especially because there are some questions people are reluctant to ask&#8230; like about stress. Here are some coping tips for internship and residency&#8230; No baby yet, so I had time to address some questions&#8230; One question was [...]]]></description>
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<p>Residency tips and pearls should be a little more accessible than having to ask all of the time.  Especially because there are some questions people are reluctant to ask&#8230; like about stress.  Here are some coping tips for internship and residency&#8230;</p>
<p>No baby yet, so I had time to address some questions&#8230; One question was posed (on a forum) about extreme levels of stress and anxiety in internship and residency.  Here was my response.  Some of these tips and pearls come from the free report you can signup for at the right (just put your name &#038; email in there &#038; follow the directions&#8230; easy-peasy).  Some of the other tips &#038; strategies come from RookieDoc members-only videos.  And some of the others were specific to the questioner.  Anyway, check out my response and let me know if it helps you.</p>
<p>Also, if you have a question for me, <a href="http://rookiedoctor.com/index.php?option=com_wrapper&#038;Itemid=58" title="Questions And Answers About Internship And Residency">Just Ask</a>.</p>
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<p>What you have expressed is ultra-common. It is, by far, the biggest thing I deal with every year from May to about October. I give talks to and provide services for new interns&#8230; I&#8217;m not going to plug my stuff here, but I am going to give you some background and a little proof that it is common.</p>
<p>When I started internship, I came in pretty average or slightly below average. I felt like any minute I was going to be declared a fraud &#038; that somehow this whole medical school thing was actually a mistake. I was also immensely fearful of hurting someone.</p>
<p>Because of those two things &#8211; harming someone &#038; being declared a fraud &#8211; I was always the first one in&#8230; always the last one to leave&#8230; At night I was dreaming about my patients. During the day I had palpitations, fatigue, reflux, etc. And throughout the day I was dreading any situation in which I could be called on or humiliated. Now, I wasn&#8217;t paralyzed with fear and I did my best not to show it, but I was definitely burning out.</p>
<p>So much so, in fact, that there was an intervention. Two attendings pulled me aside and took me under their wings.</p>
<p>One &#038; a half years later I was Resident of the Year, then Chief Resident, and now I hold a prestigious position at my institution. Now the unfortunate thing is that not everyone gets attendings to guide them through it all (despite the whole idea behind our training). The fact is, you&#8217;re right, many people do talk about specific interns behind their backs. Some even pigeon-hole them into categories and give them labels that stick with them throughout their training &#8211; passed from attending to attending.</p>
<p>So I started giving talks to new interns and started some web sites and services. In the process, I have interviewed or surveyed well over 1100 interns anonymously and as a coach/counselor.</p>
<p>And guess what? Most of them list those same two top fears that I said I had. (My surveys always ask for the 3 top fears&#8230; and these 2 are the most common) Fear of harming someone is always number one&#8230; and fear of being the weakest link or worst of your peers or exposed as a fraud &#8211; almost always number two.</p>
<p>So what you are feeling is more common than you think. Actually, it&#8217;s probably normal.</p>
<p>Now, is it as intense as you describe? Not usually.</p>
<p>Now, on to some things to help cope&#8230;</p>
<p>1 &#8211; You are not alone. You know when you&#8217;re sitting around with the whole team &#8211; the students, the interns, the residents, maybe fellows, and the attending? And you know when the attending starts throwing questions out to the group? At that moment, everyone is secretly hoping they&#8217;re not called on. Everyone is eager to blurt out an answer when they know it&#8230; because they want to be absolved from answering the ones they don&#8217;t know. (Incidentally, because of this fear, I always start with the students, then the interns, then the residents when I&#8217;m asking questions to my team)</p>
<p>2 &#8211; The 10-Year Litmus Test. Ask yourself, &#8220;10 years from now, will any of this matter?&#8221; And the answer is no. It will not.</p>
<p>3 &#8211; Strengthen Your Strengths. This might sound like an odd suggestion &#038; maybe even unrelated, but it is not. Most people are worried sick about their weaknesses. But think about this&#8230; How are you going to stand out? How are you going to provide the most value to your program? How are you going to forge the career you want, that&#8217;s in line with your passions and goals? Do you think you will do these things by working on your weaknesses? No.</p>
<p>If you want to stand out&#8230; If you want the people around you to say good things when you&#8217;re not there&#8230; If you want to like the company you keep&#8230; and if you want to make an impact in your patients lives or even on the world at large&#8230;</p>
<p>Then you should strengthen your strengths. Provide value to your program and your patients and your fellow interns with the areas you are strong in. (Related to medicine or not)</p>
<p>4 &#8211; Compare Yourself To Yourself. Too many of us worry where we stand relative to someone else. Like you said, &#8220;i will compare myself to my class mates and convince myself that they are all so much better than i am&#8221;. You are comparing what you know of yourself to what you do not know of others. You have no idea what they are thinking&#8230; what their fears are&#8230; or even what attendings think of them&#8230; or the vibe that patients get from them&#8230; or whatever. The best comparison to make is &#8220;This is where I am now &#8211; am I better than a few months ago? And how much better do I want to become?&#8221;</p>
<p>5 &#8211; You Are Not At The End Of The Road. Just because you are a doctor doesn&#8217;t mean that you are done. You are not at the &#8220;end of your training journey&#8221;&#8230; you&#8217;re right in the middle of it. You&#8217;re in the middle of the process. Trust the process a little bit.</p>
<p>Thousands of interns have come before you and thousands will come after you. All have their strengths and their weaknesses. This process helps make those weaknesses into competencies (maybe even strengths depending on you and your program). But the ultra-successful ones will be the ones who leverage their strengths.</p>
<p>So trust the process and add value along the way.</p>
<p>6 &#8211; It&#8217;s All About Communication. It&#8217;s not about knowing the right answers or even ordering the right tests the first time around. Those things come with time.</p>
<p>The best doctors are the best communicators. (By the way, so are the best wives, husbands, parents, etc) More on this another time.</p>
<p>7 &#8211; Avoid Complainers &#8211; Steer clear of complainers. Complaining is infectious. And whining will get you nowhere.</p>
<p>8 &#8211; Avoid the backbiters.</p>
<p>9 &#8211; Laugh a little bit. Check out sites like <a href="http://GiggleMed.com" title="Funny Medical Humor Blog">GiggleMed.com&#8217;s Medical Humor Blog</a>, <a href="http://placebojournal.com">Placebo Journal</a> and <a href="http://qfever.com">Q-Fever</a>. But find humor only in appropriate things related to work &#8211; not in individuals or demeaning things.</p>
<p>Anyway, I hope this helps.</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 12:13:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Tori</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve mentioned before that you should not wear shirts with logos on them at work. Your hospital probably has a policy against it, plus you could offend someone or just appear unprofessional. Anyway, in light of the holidays and the fact that GiggleMed.com hooked me up with the RookieDoc logo, I thought I&#8217;d share with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve mentioned before that you should not wear shirts with logos on them at work.  Your hospital probably has a policy against it, plus you could offend someone or just appear unprofessional.  Anyway, in light of the holidays and the fact that GiggleMed.com hooked me up with the RookieDoc logo, I thought I&#8217;d share with you a shirt that might be a pretty funny gift for your medical student, intern, and resident friends and colleagues.</p>
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<p>You can get other <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/gigglemed?pid=4716376" target=_blank>medical humor gifts</a> like hats, mugs, shirts, bags, etc at <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/gigglemed?pid=4716376" target=_blank>GiggleMed&#8217;s Store</a>.</p>
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		<title>How NOT to Use PowerPoint</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:08:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Tori</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you use PowerPoint or Keynote in your morning reports, M-and-M conferences, or grand rounds, you might want to watch this comedian first&#8230; If you can think of any other annoying PowerPoint phenomena, post them in the comments&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you use PowerPoint or Keynote in your morning reports, M-and-M conferences, or grand rounds, you might want to watch this comedian first&#8230;</p>
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<p>If you can think of any other annoying PowerPoint phenomena, post them in the comments&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Light Medical Humor Goes Wrong</title>
		<link>http://rookiedoctor.net/2008/07/light-medical-humor-goes-wrong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:10:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Tori</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Be very careful&#8230; Jokes and things done to make people feel better are not always about the intentions behind them. Even intending good, you may offend someone or make them feel violated. In this case, a surgeon was sued for giving a temporary tattoo. Kind of cute to some&#8230; deeply violated to others. And the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Be very careful&#8230; Jokes and things done to make people feel better are not always about the intentions behind them.  <strong>Even intending good, you may offend someone or make them feel violated</strong>.  In this case, a <a href="http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20080716_Surgeon_sued_for_giving_anesthetized_patient_temporary_tattoo.html" rel="nofollow">surgeon was sued for giving a temporary tattoo</a>.  Kind of cute to some&#8230; deeply violated to others.</p>
<p>And the point is not to be careful just because you will get sued.  No.  Be careful, because you may leave someone feeling violated <strong>and</strong> you might get sued.  Both.</p>
<p>Personally, I&#8217;d have trouble sleeping in either case.</p>
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		<title>RookieDoc Signup Announcement Hits Mainstream News :)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 05:53:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Tori</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most people know that the RookieDoc Membership site goes live on Monday, but this is ridiculous Some people just have no clue about the power of the internet. This announcement about the sign-up for the RookieDoc membership site has gone way too far&#8230; Check it out&#8230; Get yourself on the priority standby list. The signup [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Most people know that the RookieDoc Membership site goes live on Monday, but this is ridiculous <img src='http://rookiedoctor.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />   Some people just have no clue about the power of the internet.  <b>This announcement about the sign-up for the RookieDoc membership site has gone way too far&#8230;</b> Check it out&#8230;</p>
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<p><b>Get yourself on the priority standby list.</b>  The signup for RookieDoctor.com Exclusive Members Area will be opened up to this list a full day before everyone else. </p>
<p>Why should you care?&#8230; Because <b>there are some amazing bonuses that will be first-come-first-serve</b>.  Sign-up for the standby list now&#8230;</p>
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<p>After you sign-up for the standby list, you&#8217;ll be redirected to some of the pre-release videos (in case you haven&#8217;t seen them yet).  And in the meantime, you will get an email asking you if you really want to be on the standby list.  You must click the link in that email to be included.</p>
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		<title>Comedy Central Looks at Pharma &#8211; Part 2</title>
		<link>http://rookiedoctor.net/2008/05/comedy-central-looks-at-pharma-part-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 09:27:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Tori</dc:creator>
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		<title>Comedy Central Looks at Pharma &#8211; Part 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 08:26:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Tori</dc:creator>
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